Lunch
Posted by helmut
I burned my diet pizza today (yeah i said it, diet). I decided to give the toaster a shot at cooking my food in order to save the environment, which would be ruined if i used my whole oven to cook a tiny pizza. 20 minutes later i was the unhappy recipient of a burned pizza. charcoal crust, brown crunchy cheese, and burning hot lava pizza sauce. How bad could this be, i thought, i have very few taste buds left that have survived the mexican hot sauces. i probably won’t even taste it.
Did i really eat this monstrosity? shamelessly i gnarled through the blackened crust, chawed off the chewy cheese and singed off my remaining taste buds on the lava hot sauce.
All this was promptly followed up by a round rock donut thereby erasing the experience from my mouth’s memory.
Kari
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